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When two homosexuals are having anal sex and one guy cums on the other’s dick, the man with the cum on his dick then proceeds to put his dick inside the man that cumed on it.
“Bro, You wanna try the dirty earth worm?”
Typically what people say when they refer to their hometown, when in all reality, every place in the world is nowhere near the best.
Person: Man, I love living in Baltimore! This is the best place on earth
Me: Now we know you are lying.
Me:hey jim its the last day on earth!
Jim:OMG WHAT DO WE DO
Me:dude relax it will all be over soon
Jim:NO IM OUTAA HERE
(jim leaves)
Me:hes gone i can f**k his wife
Flat Earth Society (Fervent Lunatics Allergic To Evidence And Rational THought) is a social group sharing an antiquated belief that the Earth's shape is a plane or disk. Known as flat earthers (FE), they accuse NASA and other space agencies of faking the images of Earth as seen from space, as well as every other space project, in an attempt to undermine the Word of God and to siphon government money for nefarious black projects. Anyone opposing their views or presenting evidence of a spherical Earth is deemed a government shill, disinformation agent, or sheeple.
1) "The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe!"
2) - "Scimandan? More like,
NOscimandan or SaTanDan, right?"
- "Bro, do you need to be really bad at
wordplay to become a member of
the Flat Earth Society?"
- "Shill!"
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Walk Off The Earth is an awesome band that does covers and sometimes writes their own songs. Their latest album is called "R.E.V.O." Meaning "Realise Every Victory Outright" and contains their popular cover of the song "somebody that I used to know" by Gotye. They were formed in 2006. The shortened name of their band is "W.O.T.E."
Tony: Have you heard of Walk Off The Earth?
Josh: Yeah, they walked off the earth
Tony: ....
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a group of incredibly intelligent fellows
not like the globetards and flat earthers.
guy 1:hey, did you hear about the Dinosaur Earth Society?
guy 2:yeah, my friend is a part of it
guy 1:now they are a bunch of very educated fellows.
guy 2: indeed
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