your person

they're not your boyfriend or girlfriend, they're not just a random hook up, they're not just a fuck buddy. they're your person

speaker 1- do you have a boyfriend?
speaker 2- no, but i do have a person.
speaker 1- what do you mean by your person?
speaker 2- well, he's not my boyfriend, hes more than a random hookup, hes not just a fuck buddy. he's my person.

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Your Mum

An insult commonly (mis)used in todays society.

Boy 1: "Your Mum!"

Boy 2: "She's your mum too idiot."
Boy 1: "................." "Well your dad then"

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Your mom

the drunk alcoholic chick I banged last night.

Guy one: "Duddddde I banged some hot chick last night, wanna see"

Guy two: "OMGYOUBASTARDTHATSMYMOM!!!"

Guy one: "Your mom?" "She was sweet and drunk."

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Your not that guy

"Your not that guy" is what you say when someone tries to act better than they really are and imitate someone. If they fail horribly, you tell them "Your not that guy".

Jim: Bro look im Steph Curry
*misses shot*
Bill: Your not that guy

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your face

the most stupid comeback in the history of freakin history

Person 1: You're such an idiot
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!

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Your Mom!

An entirely overused phrase, popular among teenagers. Frequently used when speaker is not thinking. The outcome tends to be something like this:

Me: "What are you doing?"
You: "YOUR MOM!"
Me: "That sounded really bad."
You: "Shit."

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with your name on it

An phrase that indicates that something is reserved for the specified person. Does not mean that it literally has the person's name written on it.

Carlos: "Hey Jose I found this awesome nametag with your name on it."
Jose: "Let me see it... What the fuck man, it says 'Bob Saget' on it."
Carlos: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I got you good, you fucker!!!"
Jose: "Just shut up and help me finish unclogging the shitter."

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