When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up
Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!
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The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases
That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there
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When autocorrect decides to mess with you so it changes fuck to duck
"Duck you autocorrect"
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the duck division is a bunch of douche-bags that think they own newgrounds. they are often referred to as DD for short.
They spam it with their crap.
recently they have been submitting a video of terrorists cutting another guys head off - a lot of blood!
A: hey did you hear about that crappy submission on newgrounds about that guy getting his head cut off?
B: yeah
A:guess who submitted it
B: the duck division
A: yeah
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A very short skirt, really close to the crotch.
A duck skirt is a skirt so short you can almost see her quack.
when your sinuses rupture after ingesting something highly acidic, like orange juice or lemonade.
a: oh damn, iโm a total sinus duck right now
b: no one cares dina.
A noun and verb very similar to the act of Dick Whipping, Duck Whipping is a drunken party favorite among a geeky and nostalgic audience.
All you need is a drunk friend (consciousness is optional), a friend with a big ole dick, and the Duck Tales theme song. Simply play the theme song and at every "Duck Tales, woo ooh!" Slap the drunken friend back and forth across the face with the dick. Timing it so it hits on the "Woo ooh!" is the goal.
Dan is out like a light, time for some Duck Whipping.
Man she got Duck Whipped good, Woo ooh!