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Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
To only take a small piece of food instead of a larger piece.
"Hey Dan, you want a slice of cake?" "Nah, let me just take a fork off."
When you stick three fingers up a girls butt and your fingers get very poopy
That girl just gave me the poopy fork
An inconvenience, a trifle, (See also, 'Pain in the butt' and 'pebble in my shoe')
"Car trouble is such a fork in my side, i need to get to work"
"My nagging wife is just a fork in my side"
continuously stabbing your burrito pretending that it's your enemy/least favorite t.v character.
i was stabbing my burrito with a fork today.
A person who burps a lot when sleeping from eating to much food off of a fork
Bill went to a diner and came back with a nuclear fork
A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.
Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.