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A game many toxic 7-year-olds use to master the art of their Mommy’s Credit Card. Often they end up getting addicted and making small-dick-energy statements that Fortnite is better than games such as Grand Theft Auto 5 (2013, 2015, 2021) and Call of Duty (1999-present, annual releases)
Players of Fortnite are referred to as Fortnite Kids or Toxic 7 Year Olds
Fortnite some broken ass game with dumb fall damage that when you have 50hp you die from 19m.
Tyrone: yo Carl have u played Fortnite recently
Carl: Tyrone commit Fortnite is the gayest copy of pubg with totally unrealistic grafics that make it look like Tom and Jerry. The way people think the game is good when they clearly copied minecraft survival games but added building and guns. The recent season 7 update added planes and it just ruined the game. I broke my keyboard when I got put under the map when getting off a plane. Zip lines just mess up your perfect landing. In conclusion Fortnite is the ga..
Tyrone: shut up carl and answer my question.
A game 8-12 yo play all day. Sometimes they can’t even shut the fuck up about it at school.
Timmy: OMG OMG. JIMMY ITS A NEW UPDATE FOR FORTNITE, WANNA PLAY?!
Jimmy: omg yeah I love to play FORTNITE
“Hey let’s play fortnite!”
That was the day billy lost his friend
A game that steals every damn cent of your money just so you can ignore your gf and look fancy
Omg! Patrica I just got some v-bucks!
Isn’t that the fortnite cash?
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Fortnite:
/ˈfɔ tnʌɪt/
noun: A type of cancer, mostly caused by playing the online game "Fortnite". Fortnite is a cancer mostly appearing in 12 year old children and of course in other people of all ages, an alternate cancer which is very similar to Fortnite is Ligma. Something puzzling for scientists is how parents are not realizing that their children are diagnosed with a deadly cancer.
Mother: Doctor, my son has Fortnite!
Doctor: Calm down, ma'am, but this may be fatal.