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fuck me written on her forehead

Usually a female who really wants a guy right then and there.

She'll screw anybody.She has fuck me written on her forehead.

by CYBOR KONG October 21, 2005

36๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuck me up fam

Trademark by LIVER
lets get sauced, lets fuck shit up, fuck it, fugg me up, fak ya, turnt, savage season and sav szn, ruthless randy, IDGAF, sauced, lets get cocked,

Fuck me up fam!!!

by LIVER RYA February 28, 2017

10๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


catch me fuck me shorts

The term given to the Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Why does Seargeant Johnson wear those catch me fuck me shorts to the gym?.... its totally gay and you can see his balls when he gets on the bench press!

by SFC G May 7, 2008

26๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me I'm so bored

Sentence usually used when one is bored and randomly types "Fuck me I'm so bored" in on Google. He/She/It usually has no idea what to do, and this will not help.

"I don't know what to do.. Fuck me I'm so bored"

by Flexxed June 28, 2017

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Follow me home and fuck me's

Female shoes, pumps, boots, stilettos, designed to attract male attention

Fuck me pumps; fuck me shoes; follow me home boots, hence the expression "follow me home and fuck me's".

by Ramiey August 13, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 3, 2006

75๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


You're fucking me soft

Used in an instance or situation in which you've been completely let down by someone as a direct result of their incompetence or overwhelming lack of effort.

"Jesus Christ, what do you mean you posted the wedding rings as bail? You're fucking me soft bro"

by Hamish Alexander March 21, 2017

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