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Being the first in line to wait for a gondola to open on a ski day; being pressed upon the glass gondola doors.
The forecast is predicting 16 fresh new inches of snow for tomorrow, I will definitely be pressing glass!
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In the 2020s, the type of eyewear that contributes to the overall appearance of the white liberal stereotype.
These glasses are bold, thick, geometric, and sometimes multicolor. If a single color, they are either black, dark brown, or a primary color. On may examples, the frames will be a different color than the nose and ear pieces.
Some of the best examples are worn by the following:
Kate Brown, Gigi Sohn, Colbert, Oprah, Rosa DeLauro, Rachel Maddow, Tina Kotek, etc., with Kate Brown's pair being the ultimate archetype.
This type of eyewear is usually seen combined with one or more of the following: A Patagonia puffy jacket, scarf/shawl, tote bag, insulated beverage container, Prius, Tesla, or Outback.
Gigi Sohn's liberal glasses sported during her FCC hearings at the capitol really made her look like a Dr. Seuss character.
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A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.
Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!
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glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference
Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.
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a homo-sexual drug addict who entertains anal-sex purely for the procurement of crystal-meth
-usually bareback.
"That Ricky bloke is a Jerk-off, he's a bottom-feeder who does ass-for-glass"
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A timed 2 mile fitness test that must be completed in under 16 minutes! This test is done mostly in relation to soccer preseason fitness!
Coach I want to get in shape! Can we run the glass test all the time please!?
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A more accepted and commonly used version of the sexual act of a Cleveland steamer- the 1st party will willingly hold or place seran wrap extremely close, if not on their face. The 2nd party will drop their trousers, and defecate on the seran wrap, thereby creating all of the alleged sensual fun and none of the obvious mess. From the 1st party's point, it will be like looking at one of the great mysterious pleasures of life through a glass ceiling.
"Come on Tonya, I've always wanted to try the Cleveland steamer"
"No John, I don't have enough towels. Let's try the glass ceiling for starters and see how we like"
"That's fair"
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