Going to bed

What someone says they will do when they are about to jerkofff. They probably don't sleep for another hour

I'm going to bed. Let's see how far I can shoot my cum

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go bills

Can be used to say "hello", "goodbye", "thank you", "have a good day", or just about anything
Origin: Buffalo, New York

Cashier: here's your change sir and go bills
Customer: go bills

Going to Oz

Using Ozempic to lose weight.

Kim looks great!

Yeah, she’s been going to Oz.

FAUX-GO

A faux BOGO.

The sale was advertised as "Buy One, Get One Free" but I went to the store and it was Buy One, Get One for Half-Off. That is NOT bogo.... that is FAUX-go. Not cool. Not cool at all.

Going 3D

When you fart and accidentally shit a little in your pants.

..."fart"...

Son of a bitch! That fart sounded wet...Are you sure you aren't going 3D in your pants right now?

Going Jones

When a two people are engaged in a text message conversation and one of them suddenly ceases all further communication or response. This usually leaves the other person awaiting an answer that will never be sent, resulting in a one way conversation.

*in a text*
Person 1: Hey what's up?
Person 2: Not much man
Person 1: We were supposed to hang last night, what happened to you?
Person 1: Hey you there?
Person 1: Are you Going Jones on me?

Going to Argentina

To go get laid. Made popular by Governer Sanford of South Carolina. It can also be used to describe going to a disclosed location (such as a party) for the sole purpose to fornicate.

Dude: hey man where are you going?

Gov. Sanford: Im going to Argentina, wink.

Dude: Oh! You dog! Just tell the misses your going to hike or something.

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