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Christopher Michael Jenkins
A smaller form of a “G.O.A.T” ( greatest of all time)
the most beautiful movie to ever exist
it's about some guy called jimmy and goat who move to Prague where jimmy meets a girl with some boob nails called cady and Goat gets jealous
it also has this guy called Mathew who gets bullied by these guys for being poor and they ruin his plans for the clock (this old man is building a clock)by making them stinky so he makes a deal with the devil where he gets this fire trim
also, these two guards have a secret gay relationship and the ending is actually insane and it's free on youtube so go watch it I guess
guy: have you seen Goat story??
guy 2: yes I love to MAKE IT STINKY
When your mom makes sugar cookies that taste like corn bread.
Damn mom wtf is this goat cookies?
The movement of when you pick your wedgie and a goat falls out of it. 🐐
“Uncle Jim just told me about his goat wedgie at the senior plunge last night”
A shot of bourbon with a wheatgrass infused goat milk afterthought. Served chilled with a blade of freshly cut organic alfalfa.
The hillside's overgrown, we need a goat mower.
To give oral sex, The act of sucking ones penis
Romeo: I went on a date with Jess last night
AJ: oh yeah...did she Muzzle the Goat?
Romeo: Like a true champ!
An animal that has a goat body and a mans head, completely real.
I guess in short, you could call it a furry.
Woah... Look at that Man Goat!