An Ass Goblin is used to describe a person who you encounter and don't know much about, but you know "I would hate to be them". A person can be an Ass Goblin for many reasons such as a Karen yelling at the cashier because her order was wrong or a crackhead asking for money outside of the gas station. An Ass Goblin is a very unpleasant person, it could be by actions, looks, or general stupidity. Ass Goblins are a true enemy of the public and should be avoided at all costs.
Freind 1: When I went to the gas station earlier everyone there was an Ass Goblin.
Freind 2: What where they doing?
Freind 1: There was this fat smelly guy buying four 2-liters of soda in front of me, then the cashier put my money on the wrong pump, and when I went back in a crackhead asked if I would get alcohol in exchange for a "good time".
Freind 2: Damn, bro where was that, because I'm never going there.
A part of the body often used to conceal goods such as the butthole or underboob.
His prison shank was found in his goblin pocket.
Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.
Many men are unaware that on the other side of the Glory Hole may be another male, or what we call a "Glory Goblin" .
when someone thinks they have everything and wants to show off but really there just a bitch
Wow Jenny such an uberlicious goblin
When one turns into a goblin becoming extremely aroused, usually caused by having swamp ass
Horny goblin: jack is on sabbatical honey
A very spiteful showing of a posterior, specifically belonging to a goblin.
Charface Charlie spitefully showed his goblin moon to the snobby harbor master.
This is a gay fag that uses a mega knight rush deck
Oh his name is goblin gems he probably eats dick