You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!
Wacking it
I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce
A person that does extensive research on a particular topic as a job or a fascination.
He was a research goblin for the news channel.
When a real man shows odjection by dancing and thrashing to an unjust finger placement
Touch his backside again and Brandon will do the goblin stomp for half price
People who on group chat talk with each other often ignoring the rest of the group, mostly talking with emojis.
-They are so annoying
-Yeah they are such Chat goblins
A father figure who is up-tight about his yard and grass.
Man my dad is such a turf goblin.