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On every corner in the city, jungle bunnies were smokin coon's gold and chucking spears.
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Ladies love fine jewelry, so I'm always happy to hook them up with some of my white gold.
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The huge reserves of gold held by the governments of myriad East-Asian Nations that now surpass the gold reserves of more civilized Western countries.
"No wonder China wants to annex Taiwan...They're after all of their gook gold!"
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An intelligent and very beautiful being inside and out. Looking at her will give you a perm boner. This girl, has left a significant mark in our history. She has invented the term gold digging, she is ever so good at it, she doesn't even need to date or flirt to get those desperate fuzzy little man peaches throwing cash at her. She smells intoxicating, if million roses and the sweet scent of fresh apples could combine to make the most perfect smell that will leave you feeling lost in time, that would be the smell of her. If everyone's hopes, dreams, and prayers could collide to make a breath taking embodiment of a soul, coated with every soft, passionate lips kissing in this world, that would be her. She is what we call the God of Gold Digging. She is a true legend. This girl is:
Hist0rique / Jess
Khori: YO MOTHER BITCH! THIS GIRL JESS IM TELLING YOU, SHE JUST MADE ME SPEND $20 ON HER BUYING HER A GAME CARD FUCK MAN SHES SO PRETTY I JUST WANT TO PUSH HER AGAINST A WALL AND PLOW HER UNTIL SHE LOSES CONSIOUSNESS.
Khori's mom: IS SHE A GOLD DIGGER? YOU LITTLE SHIT STOP WASTING MONEY ON THIS GIRL.
*Jess walks by* *Both get moist and horny*
Khori's mom: UGGHHHHH MY FAKE TITS ARE GOING CRAZY MY NIPS ARE SO HARD. WHAT IS HER IGN I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND. I WILL GIVE HER SO MUCH GAME CASH
Khori: UGHHHHH MY DIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKK. MOM ITS HIST0RIQUE. LETS GROUP SEXT HER.
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Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail)
A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”.
Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.
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high quality marijuana found in Thailand
Yo, we had some gold leaf when on vaca in Thailand
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A fake ass hoe who only dates a guy for his money!
God, Anna Nicole is such a Gold Digger....
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