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An expression derived from a leading brand name of crisps (potato chips) in the UK.
Taken from the sexual activity of a “Golden Shower” – This is the practice of urinating on a sexual partner.
Essentially a “Golden Wonder” is (hopefully!) an entirely fictitious sexual practice - involving the practice of urinating into a half empty crisp packet and bursting it loudly over a naked and prostrate girl.
The term itself is then used to define how “liberated” a lady’s outlook may be in the bedroom.
“Met this girl last night and she was filthy as anything – threw me round the bedroom like a rag doll!”
“Golden Wonder?”
“You betcha!”
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When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.
So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.
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A fresh take on an old classic - following quickly after the ejaculation part of the traditional creampie, and while still fully erect, the dude urinates inside said creampied hole to create a rich, golden slurry that then oozes out, thus creating the Golden Creaampie.
Side note: the Golden Creampie can also be attained by ejaculating and pissing simultaneously, though this maneuver takes much training and zen mastery.
Yo, see that brunette over there? I wouldn't that just Creampie that ass, I'd Golden Creampie that shit.
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While a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make 'moose antlers'. Before he finishes, a group of Chris Farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
"Good thing I had my thumbs in my ears during that Golden Moose. That one Chris Farley look-a-like tried to piss in my ear."
There is nothing like a saturday where you watch Rocky+Bullwinkle in the morning and get a Golden Moose in the evening...
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Golden is a city 7 miles West of Denver that is home to a friendly community. The town
Is famously known as the hometown for the MillerCoors brand Coors Brewery. the town was founded because of a gold rush around 1859, earning it the name "Golden."
Hey man, I went to Golden, Colorado the other day. There are some really nice people over there. They aren't jerks.
Shut the fuck up, Bill.
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Biblical proverb "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you." Ironically, it was originally called the Silver Rule; invented by Confuscious.
It's inherently flawed because it only works if the person wants to be treated exactly like you.
"The real Golden Rule should go something like "Do unto others as you they would do unto themselves." -Gamache
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