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Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 3, 2010


Will Gordon

Will Gordon almost has a bowl cut but not quite. He has a golden helmet from his Minecraft days places on his head.

Get bodied”-Will Gordon

by Qwerhah January 17, 2019


Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses

Created by the supernova of UY Scuti in the REDACTED period, Gordon had only one thought in his mind. Destroy. Gordon's 6 chicken legs can reach incalculable speeds. His turtle-like shell functions as an indestructible shield capable of protecting against anything. Gordon has 6 tentacles that have the capacity to decimate anything they touch. Gordon is a force to be feared. Gordon can not be stopped.

Person 1: "What is that?"
Person 2: "It can't be... IT'S, IT'S GORDON!"
Person 1: "Who's Gordon?"
Person 2: "Gordon the Destroyer of Multiverses."
Gordon: "RRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Steven The Absolute Idiot October 17, 2022


henry gordon

A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him

Did you see Henry Gordon, he is such a liar.

by harshilthecommercial October 9, 2017


cameron gordon

definition of no hoes

person 1: cameron gordon gets ne bitches him
person 2: and he’s fat

by Guagaga July 1, 2022


gordon-martin

Very weird fun people to hang around and when your around them there is never a dull moment

A party with alchol and alot of laughter and one person is giving all the jokes that is a gordon-martin

by Lexgm November 13, 2013


Gordon Freeman

The Messiah

"All hail Gordon Freeman, The One Free Man!"

by P-Body Pal May 27, 2021