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being fucked over by a group that is more powerful than you so you have no control over what happens and are powerless to stop whatever pain and misery "they" feel like inflicting...almost as if you were getting fucked by a horse.
Payroll decided they just didn't feel like reviewing my timeslips. I am so sick and tired of getting horse fucked by those assholes.
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When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.
Tell your baby fetus to move over. I'm performing the Trojan Horse tonight!
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A pet on the head (human or otherwise) that starts by placing one's hand on the forehead and petting downward over the nose, as if one was petting a horse, but using excessive speed, force and/or pressure. It can be used as a greeting, or as a way to troll one's friends in person.
Teenager #1: And then she said, I have canc---
Teenager #2: HORSE PET! *violently horse pets teenager #1*
Teenager #1: What the f#@$ was that?!
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Military term for an issue that has been adressed over and over and over again. Comes from the expression ”You’re beating a dead horse.”, meaning that talking about the issue is not going to change anything so drop it.
Dead horse can also be used to describe words such as 1337, emo, and townie. There are already hundreds of similar defs for those terms, enough already their dead horses, stop beating them and move on.
Captain Snuffy - “Men, I’ve called this meeting here today to stress to you the importance of cleanliness in the barracks and to discuss the upcoming deployment to Iraq. Soldiers need to sweep out their rooms daily and...”
(2 hours later)
..and also I would like to be informed in writing when the troops have taken out the trash in the recreation room, and"
Sergeant – "SIR, WE’VE GOT IT!! It’s a dead freaking horse can we move on to other issues now?"
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Someone attempting to use logic to make a point in an arrogant and egotistical manner despite their argument being somewhat shaky.
Opposite of High Horse.
A: He keeps banging on about Italy being a shining example of government despite all of the obvious things wrong with that place.
B: Tell him to get off his f****** low horse
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I took the iron horse to see my grandparents.
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Sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into a large framed but muscular woman's buttocks while simultaneously placing a belt in her mouth to control the action.
Yesterday, Carl horse wanged Martha in the backyard.
Carl brought his old belt to Martha's in case she wanted a horse wanging in the backyard.
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