half tard

Someone who isnt worthey enough to be called a retard and they are just a half tard

Gosh casey, ur such and effing half tard

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half wood

A state of semi erection of the penis

When Sean showed Colson his penis, he had a half wood

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Half quarter

A half quarter is a slang for an eighth of an Ounce of weed.
This is a Canadian slang but more specifically Ontario(southern Ontario).
Others in Canada might use it but from what I've seen it's only Ontario.

Toronto guy: Hey bud, can I grab a half quarter off ya?

Alberta dealer: What, a quarter? Ya, got that

Toronto guy: no, a half quarter. Like half of the quarter ounce

*Alberta by scratches head
So like an 1/8th?

Toronto guy: ya, if that's what you call them here. I'll stick with my double fractions thanks

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half-tard

Someone who exudes the characteristics of a mentally retarded person, but is not legally retarded.

Johnson is the king of the half-tards, but he doesn't actually play in the half-tard band like Mario does.

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half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

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a minute and a half

a very long period of time. like a minute, but longer.

Running into your boy from high school:
Him: "Yo, it's been a minute son!"
Me: "Dog it's been a minute AND A HALF"

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Half Around

Sexual act on a woman, whereby oral and vaginal is sought but not anal. In other words just the front half or just half around

I wanna go half around that girl

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