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when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.
When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.
A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.
Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!
Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!
Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...
Parker: I KNOW!!!!
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Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.
Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.
Act of stimulating female body with the hand of a mannequin
Bro! She was so nasty I went mannequin hands on her
Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.
Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.
A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.
Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).
The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.
“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”
“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”