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When someone thinks they are strong and smart, but are neither !!
Wow, he’s like Harry Potters Vagina !!
When an Aussie kid has the mark/scar of a botched coat hanger abortion on their forehead. Normally after the "Ye olde" coat hanger scramble was ineffective at removing an unwanted pregnancy.
Bloke 1 "oi mate, you look like a bogan harry potter, ya mums scrambled eggs must fucking suck"
Bloke 2 "Mate, I don't know how I managed to crawl outta the afterlife bucket. My old man's a good bloke though!"
something my girlfriend and I can never discuss
Harry Potter was given more materials than the other kids thus meaning he had more privileges. That being said that does not mean that his life was necessarily easier than anyone else's.
Harry Potter. A person who’s a wizard that likes to use expelliarmus waaaaay to much.
A) Your friend is such a Harry Potter.
B) Harry Potter is the best type of person in the world
Protagonist of the Harry Potter book series. Jesus of the wizard world.
Are you worried about getting killed by voldemort?
No, Harry Potter will save us all
A book about a orphan who shoots lightning bolts with a stick that he bought of a guy who lives behind a pub. he goes to a school to learn how to use the stick but then a guy with no nose try's to kill him because he want's do be the king of everything. Harry Potter then gets himself killed so he can do a pro gamer move and respawn. Then in a big final battle he uses a different stick because a snake ate his last one to kill the nose-less guy and everyone is happy.
Parent: why don't you read Harry Potter?
Kid: because i'm busy playing FORTNTIE