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A Detroit Lions fan who has been driven at least partially insane from watching too much bad football and, thus, is obsessed with the notion that Joey Harrington is a terrible quarterback and the primary stimulus for the team's futility.
True Joey Haters often have unresolved anger issues and are often overheard saying things like, "Joey sucks" or "Joey is the worst quarterback in the NFL" or "Joey is a noodle-arm." Although sometimes, while sleeping, they may be heard muttering, "I love you, Joey" or "Joey is hot."
A Joey Hater feels that it is very important to take a stand against Joey. They feel this inner-conviction of theirs will help the Lions be a better team.
A True Joey Hater's favorite passtime is arguing with his positive doppelganger or antithesis, the Joey Lover. During these exchanges all aspects of Joey's game are likely to be covered. The Joey Hater will usually, although not always, be the first to resort to personal attacks which contain homophobic slurs.
Joey had a sweet game against the Giants, but A.D. was all like, "Joey still sucks." Man, that dude is a true Joey Hater!
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A person who tells other people the two of you are cool. When in reality, he is most likely beefing with you. therefore hating.
Mark: "Yo man, i heard you and jamal been kicking it"
You: "man, Jamal ain't nothing but a punk, hes a Slick Hater"
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These people hate anime so much, it turns into an obsession. They think they are the definition of a pure, normal human being -- I guess by being normal, you mean by constantly cursing at fans, being a dick, being a xenophobe and a homophobe? They often bite off the heads of anime fans for liking a "cartoon". If anime is a cartoon (some people say it's not, some say otherwise), then why are you bitching about it?
Why won't you anime haters leave us alone and let us watch our anime? We're not doing anything to you!
And just because we watch anime, doesn't mean we're FAGS!
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A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.
Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.
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Someone who uses you and likes to see you fail in life, school, or even your job. A big prick, honestly. He maybe uses you to see your information or something that you own such as a game, car, or maybe even your own house. He in the end reveals he is your hater. You then succeed in kicking the prick in the nose and breaking a bone.
Dang, Manuel's best friend is a sideline hater, that's just a shame
Josh used to be friends with Garrett until he found out Garrett was a sideline hater using him for money, fame, and games. That's super lame.
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1. Juices said to stimulate hater lobes, allowing advanced levels of hating.
2. Various liquid mixtures created in unison to stimulate the dorsal "hater" lobe.
3. Any drink, usually containing more that 33% alcohol, that when consumed; causes a verbal voicing of one's innermost thoughts usually fueled by jealousy.
Skeeter: Hey Polly, I just got some 14's on my Geo metro; you wanna go for a ride?
Polly: Ummm, NO! what you need to do is level up and get out my face, loser!
Skeeter: What! No, what you need to do is stop sippin on those hater-fluids and fix that lazy eye.
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