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A fat guy or a fat kid with a mohawk.
"Hey, check out Tommy's mohawk!"
"Tommy's 300 pounds! That's no mohawk, it's a dough-hawk!"
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Poney-Hawk is derived from a mo-hawk with more of a wideset cut. Different from a Fauxhawk, it is wider with long hair in the middle tapered to the outside.
Poney hawks are easier to maintain when not worn in the mo-hawk fashion, the hair lays down so as not to have the appearance of a mo-hawk yet not quite as douchie as a fauxhawk.
Dude you don't have a mohawk, you have a poney hawk!
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A mo-hawk that is shaved into your pubes. Sometimes Pube-Hawks can be dyed various color and even gelled to be spiked up
Dude, did you know that the guitarist from Good Charlotte has a Pube-Hawk.
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Five Dudes, One girl...She is jerking two guys off, getting stuffed in her vagina and ass while giving a blowjob.. All of this is done while she is flocking her arms and skwaking like a hawk.
During a drunk night in college, a girl was doing the horny hawk with the guys from the football team.
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the main cause for the demise and mass popularity of modern skateboarding. started a video game that caused a new wave of dumbasses, little kids or skhaters to start skateboarding making it the "cool" thing to do. also the founder of one of the shittiest skateboard companies ever, birdhouse, yet it is popular.
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a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.
me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler
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A hairstyle used by a Bro to indicate how incredibley awesome and truly bro-ish they are! Kind of like a fo hawk but obviously, much cooler! A bro hawk is typically dyed at least two colors, if not more. . . You faggots better hope to Tom (the creator of myspace) that you can pull one off. I hear they get lots of ladies. . .
BROdy: "dude! I'm gonna get so much pussy with my new haircut!"
Chadsters: "I know, broski! If they don't put out tonight... EFFIN SKANKS!"
BROdy: "Do you like the way my personal stylist dyed the tips of my black hair, blonde?"
Chadsters: "yeah, bro! It hella brings out your eye color! Hey! Wanna go to a sweet drinking party!?!"
BROdy: "I'm not sure, bra, is there gonna be hoes there?"
Chadsters: "Yeah man, and we'll listen to A Day To Remember on the way!"
BROdy: "are you driving, bro?"
Chadsters: "Totally! But I have to stop at my stylists to get your same haircut first!"
BROdy: "I'm totally game man! That'd be chill!"
Chadsters: "alright! To the Nissan Frontier, with a three inch lift, it is!"
BROdy: "hella!"
BRO HAWK
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