tony hawk

the main cause for the demise and mass popularity of modern skateboarding. started a video game that caused a new wave of dumbasses, little kids or skhaters to start skateboarding making it the "cool" thing to do. also the founder of one of the shittiest skateboard companies ever, birdhouse, yet it is popular.

tony hawk loves teh cock.

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knob hawk

a guy with shifty eyes in the locker room or community bathroom. When called out on it, he denies it and turns it around on them.

me: Matt quit being a knob hawk, u sick fuck
matt: u wish i was hawking you, u cum guzzler

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Bro Hawk

A hairstyle used by a Bro to indicate how incredibley awesome and truly bro-ish they are! Kind of like a fo hawk but obviously, much cooler! A bro hawk is typically dyed at least two colors, if not more. . . You faggots better hope to Tom (the creator of myspace) that you can pull one off. I hear they get lots of ladies. . .

BROdy: "dude! I'm gonna get so much pussy with my new haircut!"
Chadsters: "I know, broski! If they don't put out tonight... EFFIN SKANKS!"
BROdy: "Do you like the way my personal stylist dyed the tips of my black hair, blonde?"
Chadsters: "yeah, bro! It hella brings out your eye color! Hey! Wanna go to a sweet drinking party!?!"
BROdy: "I'm not sure, bra, is there gonna be hoes there?"
Chadsters: "Yeah man, and we'll listen to A Day To Remember on the way!"
BROdy: "are you driving, bro?"
Chadsters: "Totally! But I have to stop at my stylists to get your same haircut first!"
BROdy: "I'm totally game man! That'd be chill!"
Chadsters: "alright! To the Nissan Frontier, with a three inch lift, it is!"
BROdy: "hella!"

BRO HAWK

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hawk yea

Maine South HIgh School Slang when things get pretty litty

Bob: Yo bro I scored two touchdowns last night
Tim: Hawk Yea brotha

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Hawking Complex

When a disabled person of average intelligence believes they're a genius.

Olivia got wheeled out of class for acting like a genius, She has a huge fucking hawking complex.

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Chief Hawk

Someone native to the mid-west that is exceedingly fond of attending bars, and/or clubs, with the intention of getting not only ridiculously belligerent, but also to break-it-down and get outta control on the dance flo.

Did you see Jon last night? He looked like Chief Hawk out there on the dance floor!

I don't know about you, but I'm gonna Chief Hawk tonight!

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Silver Hawk

To, at the last minute, pull something out of your ass. To make the last minute efforts to achieve of pass a goal.

silver hawk (verb ) - to absolutely pull anything and everything out of your ass at the last second. silver hawk is commonly mistaken with bs'ing; for silver hawk(ing) ends in a slight victory , albeit a win none the less

John had totally silver hawked his economics exam and he got a D. Atleast he passed.

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