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NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide

NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.

by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 8, 2018


help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous November 27, 2015


Self help guys

Biggest pieces of shit on the planet.

Hym "I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU STEAL 7 YEARS OF MY LIFE BUT YOU WILL LET ME MURDER YOU KIDS. NOT GOING TO LET MY LIFE BE STOLE BY SELF HELP GUYS"

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024


plz help me im about to die in the hole

no definition cuz its random

plz help me im about to die in the hole is a cry for help

by woodballz May 17, 2023


cry for help (pls help me)

help they have me hostage and i cant stand it please help me now i need help now ive been in this basement for 16 years and havent ever seen my parents they torture me every day for fun and say if i disobey them they will sell me and throw me away help me now

this is a cry for help (pls help me)

by little johnnys ant 123 May 24, 2024


helpful mentor

A sugar daddy

Sweet girl looking for helpful mentor

by Jzen May 23, 2024


Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare

"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64

by ReedicusRex November 17, 2024