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Cash hound

Female who is able to sniff out money no matter how well it is hidden.

That Suzy could sniff a hunnit from a mile away. She’s a cash hound.

by Quadkingzzz August 26, 2022


blow hound

Someone searching for blow.

Dan P is a blow hound. Do you know where to get any cocaine for him?

by TeeCeeGee March 28, 2017


Surround Hound

Trying to share a couch with 3 dogs

I was trying to chill on the couch last night but the dogs were all trying to get on the couch with me at the same time. It was total state of Surround Hound.

by Ninja Alphagirl January 1, 2021


Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.

That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.

by Clousseau April 5, 2024


glass hound

I glanced Hound is a female or man that can find them anywhere and your crevice of your crack the crevice of a vagina the crevice in your cabinets or the crevice underneath your sink they can sniff it out miles away when you get home there will be you will feel violated and robbed

Oh my God I can't believe Josie glass hounded me I came home I could have swore I hid my dope in the wall that glass hounds smell them a mile away

by glass hound January 22, 2022


Fib Hound

Pro Dog

A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.

by Spasha April 30, 2022


Sphincter Hound

A person that cannot let a social media post go without having to comment on the post with their opposing opinion which is almost always incorrect and ignorant. Compounding the douchey vibe of their behavior is that it usually involves hijacking the original post for the sole purpose of harming one's business and/or advancing their own personal interest while freeloading off of the post originator's audience. This type of poaching is almost always performed by someone that would have no qualms about crashing a party, pissing in the host's sink, freeloading the food and alcohol, driving drunk home and complain about the party the next day on social media. Could as easily be called an Asshole, Fucktard or Crap Weasel. Rates a 9/10 on the Douchebag meter.

I ran a great ad on facebook yesterday but had to take it down because some Sphincter Hound put in his 2 cents and doesn't know what the fuck he is talking about.

by goliwag February 23, 2024