Random
Source Code
Random
Mr. K, is the bus going to be pulling over soon? My legs hurt.
2👍 11👎
A secret way of letting your friends (that know the real meaning) know it is time to leave in a stylish and cool way.
Guy: uh oh ouch my balls hurt
guy 2: time to leave
guy 3: heading out
Hood slang for "I fisted my brother so hard I hurt my elbow."
"Dang dude! You good? Your elbow looks fucked!"
"Nah dude, it's all good. I just got hurt playing football."
"Aw shit, man. That'll do it."
5👍 3👎
what you say when you stub your toe or run into a wall.
runs into a wall uhh zaddy,my bussy hurts
3👍 2👎
When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.
Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed
4👍 2👎
A day following national women's day to hurt danaes feeling, a festival that has been around for 350 years
Today,the day after national women's day, is hurt danaes feelings day
2👍 1👎
fuck me till it hurts! is what a guy tells the dude who is just sticking his raging boner up your asshole.
I tell Matt to fuck me till it hurts! whenever he wants to fuck me - I like it rough!
167👍 228👎