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When it burns to pee after you masterbated with a too firm grip
Tom: Hey Doc why does it does my it burn to pee after i jerk off
Doc: this is normal dude, its called a flaming tugboat, just ease your grip on it and use lube
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Gay. Homosexual. Plays for the other team. Etc.
"Hey look at that guy over there!"
"Wow, what a flame jacket."
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A sex position described as having a candle too close to the bed and someones hair catches fire while the other person cums, then laughs at their partners expense.
My girl and I were having sex last night and did the flaming Elmo. When I finished she said,"that tickles".
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a drink made from cough medicine then set alight. Fire made it better
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The act of masturbating at a speed so fast that the friction causes your penis to catch fire.
Johnny loves to get a Flaming Salaami going before he puts his head between his legs and proceeds to suck his own dick.
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An act, whereby an individual sets fire to ones own scrotum for the expressed purpose of striking a despised person with greater insult than conventional "Teabagging".
The conceptual theory is as follows:
Person (A) loaths Person (B) to such a degree that a conventional Teabagging would prove unsatisfying. Person (A) deduces that to express said loathing on a proper physical scale to Person (B), is to douse their own scrotum in lighter fluid and ignite once Person (B) is unconscience or otherwise incapacitated. The next step is to ignite and strike Person (B) upon their forehead, nose, lips or chin with his burning testicals.
This act expession loathing to such degree that one would disfigure their own genitals to insult and emotionally scar their nemesis.
"Yea, I'll be in intensive care for a while... but man, i served that bitch the flaming teabag. It was worth it. I hate that whore."
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