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√x + √x = √4x
A useful formula contrived during a math class.
By Logan's Law: √4 + √4 = √16, or 2+2=4
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The guy who hooks up with your exwife
I hope my husband in law didnt wear out the old lady while i was gone
This is a fundamental law of manhood. Jacob's Law is that when referring to ones penis in a jokingly or flirtatious manner, you must portray it as smaller than it actually is. This means you never let a girl down once in the sack.
Originating from the Australian outback at Jacob's Creek hence the name
Matthew: I was chatting to this girl last night and ended up having sex
Ben: ah nice, did you use Jacob's Law?
Matthew: yeah for once a girl was fine with my average sized penis
During a board game, a player, who has played the game more than once, cannot change their decision for a more advantageous one, once they have finished their turn. A turn that is over, is over!!!
Player 1's turn ends... During player 2's turn, player 1 says... " NO WAIT... I did not mean to do that." Player two says, "Jacob's Law"
Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.
Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.
Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
"Why do we have to go back?"
"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."
Gay people are legally not allowed to find Astolfo attractive because he is a straight male.
It is also required to bust one to Astolfo as a right of passage to become a man.
“Hey man have you completed the Astolfo Law yet.”
“Not yet I’m still a child.”
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