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internet thug

Some one who's ready to pop off online but doesn't say a word when you see them in person.

Gabriel Muniz is an internet thug: facebook.com/profile.php?id=1794878133

by Bitches on Blast April 29, 2012

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internet slut

1. A male or female that will cam with anyone. 2. opp. of a webcam hooker. 3. Will show himself or herself naked for no charge

I was able to keep my money last night, because I found an internet slut on yahoo messager!

by RSU January 3, 2006

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welcome to the internet

A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.

ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.

by mrgreenjeans September 15, 2007

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internet toughguy

n. An internet toughguy is a person on the internet who acts badass, macho, and tough but in real life is most likely a huge pussy. Internet toughguys usually don't like to be called "fag" for no reason, and can't stand it when people don't play their video games by the rules. Internet toughguys are always hitting on internet girlfriends, and are easily provoked to screaming into their internet microphones whenever they're pissed off. The only way to defeat an internet toughguy is to expose his secret toughguy identity and agree with everything he says.

internet toughguy: "I'm gonna find out where you live and kill you you faggot!"

internet coolguy: "Whoaaaa, look out everybody... we've got an internet toughguy here!"

internet toughguy: "...okay look, all I was trying to do was capture the flag, why'd you kill me and call me a fag?"

internet coolguy: "You're right man, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings and wasn't sensitive to your needs."

internet toughguy: "FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT COME ON SARAH420, LET'S GO MAKE A PRIVATE GAME!"

by JimChach January 24, 2006

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internet racism

racism on the internet. Most racists are internet racists so that they can talk hardcore trash about your ethnicity all day and remain annonymous, since they clearly lack the balls to say anything to your face in real life. IR's will prowl the internet looking for any reference to your race (articles, pictures, videos, etc.) and talk crap about you, all while hiding behind the safety of their computer screens. Lots of them are at youtube making garbage comments about you. Some are even here at Urban Dictionary. Don't believe me? Look at most of the definitions for 'black people' where most of said definitions are in some way demeaning black people.

The best advice for regular internet-goers: Just ignore internet racism. Ignoring racism makes you strong. Always remember: as a normal person, you're always one step above a racist. Always.

Look up any video on youtube that involves African-Americans, and you're 100% absolutely guranteed to find people posting "I hate niggers" comments. That's internet racism for ya.

by JT the man April 4, 2008

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internet genius

A person who understands internet technology, specifically as it relates to WordPress, web development, and making money on the Internet.

Ben is the internet genius because he knows how to help people build a more powerful online presence.

by internetgenius July 14, 2011

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McDonald's Internet

Synonymous for a shitty internet connection. The term was coined by Irish gamer DaithiDeNogla on a Call Of Duty: Zombies match when fellow Irish gamer The Terroriser was having connection issues.

*two guys playing Counter Strike*
Man 1: Dude, why do you keep lagging?!
Man 2: It's my McDonald's Internet, it's making me lag.

by Iamthe1337teh1337er December 30, 2016

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