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Christmas day is the perfect day to have your first kiss!!
Girl: “It’s Christmas day! I hope I get my first kiss!!”
when your so stoned and happy it feels like christmas morning when your a little kid, an exuberant feeling brought on by smoking marijuana, blissful happiness
Dude we smoked so much last night we were christmas high. I'll never forget the time we got christmas high and went frolicking
When you stick your chicken patty inside of her buns
Did Jake and Micah watch a Christmas movie last night?
A slang term for women with very distracting red cheeks.
This term is used because red is a color often used with christmas decorations.
"I'd totally ask that girl out if she didn't have those christmas cheeks."
The act of driving down the street and hanging out of the window, while whirling a present into the recipients yard shouting (in a Santa like tone) "Merry Christmas!". Drive-by Christmas.
Katie: Brian's whole family is out there!
Chris: Ok... (while sitting on the edge of a window holding onto the sway bars getting ready to huck a present into the yard)
The present lands side up in a foot of snow.
Drive-by Christmas.
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When you want a Christmas party so explosive, you have to bomb another country to get your way.
Michele wanted a Bachmann Christmas by bombing Iran.
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When you don't know what gift to buy someone at Christmas time, so instead you just give them some money so they can buy something themself. Christmas cash is also a song by the hit youtuber named Fred.
ex 1:
Theodore: Oh crap dude, I don't know what to buy my girlfriend for a Christmas present!
Samuel: Just get her some Christmas cash.
ex. 2:
Fred: Caaaash! Cash money! Money! All I really want is caaaash! Cash money!
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