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Ford Falcon

The rival to the Australian Holden commodore

Australian sedan ranging from family car up to the sports and luxury models

Seen as a more luxuourious option over the Holden Commodore, many are used as Limousines

While it battles for domination over the Commodore, many would argue it comes off second best as the Holden Commodore holds the most wins in the Bathurst Motor Race, and usually holds higher sales figures and for the sport fans the Commodore has the better look and feel of a sports car

Is the cause of many dinner table arguments as the Holden vs Ford debate is seen as a bit of a religious following in Australia as you are either a Holden Man or a Ford Man

My Commodore would beat your falcon in a race anyday

by Commodore Man May 24, 2005

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Edsel Ford

An Edsel Ford is a complete failure at life. Due to his predecessors' success in the auto industry, the remarkably banal career of Edsel Ford sets him apart as the least noteworthy individual in a lineage of greatness.

Dude1: "I ain't got a job, and i ain't got no hobbies."

Dude2: "You're an Edsel Ford!"

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo!!!"

by Corsair2080 February 8, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Probe

A sports car with a fairly tight racing suspension, anda little torqy 4 banger.

It has a limiter at 114 but the 4 banger will pump you upwards of 60 mph in under 9 seconds WOOT go 4 banger.

hah some dude in a getta Gl tried to mob on my probe. maybe on the high end of the spectrum, but we was reading my anybody but Bush sticker, SUCKA!!. *squeel eeeeeeee *sliding around corner*

by AP October 4, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Mustang

Most overrated car. Engine is too heavy, making acceleration and velocity slow. Also inefficient when it comes to fuel. A higher end economy car, such as a Nissan Maxima, could keep up and may even be faster than a mustang.

By the way, Honda NSX vs. Mustang. Honda NSX wins. Not all Hondas are slow, economy cars :-p.

Everyone has a ford mustang.

by Vick and Bush are overrated May 11, 2007

75๐Ÿ‘ 116๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ford Taurus

See Piece of shit.

Pity me, for I drive a Ford Taurus.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

66๐Ÿ‘ 103๐Ÿ‘Ž


Henry Ford

1) Founder of the popular line of poorly made cars and trucks.

2) Nazi sympathizer.

Employee: Hey there Mr. Ford, whats up with all of the "HEIL DER FUHRER" screaming and the waving of the hand up and down?

Ford: GET BACK TO WORK DER JEW!

by anonymous January 12, 2004

46๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


ford mustang

Cars that were great in the sixties, had big ass engines in the seventies, had really bad technology in the eighties, and just plain suck ass now a days. Also used as an adjective meaning something really shitty.

Damn dude when that puked on my lap I was totally thinking "what a ford mustang!"

by shoesrbad March 26, 2003

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