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a female who has male mannerisms; butch female
Wow look at the mam sir, she looks more manly than the average man
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Sir Henry "The Douche" was born in 1169 A.D., to a poor family in the slums of Camelot, Sir Henry was best known for his invention of the Ultra Vibe Pleasure 2000 dildo. After much "hard" work he created the most popular sex toy on the market to date. His project took 69 "long" strenuous days to cumplete. His inspiration for this amazing device came to him when his mother, Madame Duche of Camelot complained of not being able to properly entertain herself when her husband was away. During a press conference in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, Sir Henry told the reporters he thought that his work in the dildo industry revolutionized what was once thought as pleasure. Reports then asked Sir Henry what he expected to accomplish in the next 30 years. He replied, "I don't know, the industry is always changing. But there is one thing I am certain of, there will always be wet and horny sluts among us looking for pleasure." Sir Henry The Douche now owns and operates the largest dildo producing factory in Camelot. Reporters asked him if he should die seeing as he has lived for more than 900 years, and who would take over his business? Sir Henry quickly replied his son Long Rod Vanhugen Dong would inherit all of his possessions. He currently lives with his 30 wifes and 1,200 children in a castle somewhere in Faukers Valley, Wyoming.
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in addition, you must wear someone else's dirty, jizzy pants all night after. after that mission complete.
no comment............
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Sir Skys A lot made me breakfast, did my laundry, and beat me off.
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architect of crystal palace which was burnt down i think , the designer of winnards park in sarisbury green . also the name of a pub in hampshire where scummy people drink , pedophiles , drug dealers ,theives and low life .
wrongens , drinking together. sir joseph paxton
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The most epic name for a penis that you will ever hear
Does Sir Lady Pleaser want to come out and play?
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The tale of Mgay is not one to be said lightly. Once upon a time, in 1647, there live a man named micheal in the streets of Belgium.
Belgium, at that time, was not allowing people to be gay, so he fled. He road on horse back for 8 days straight, until he arrived in Pufta, what is today known as Calabria, in southern Italy.
From there, Micheal boarded a boat which was headed to Africa, a place where he can finally be gay. However, around half way through the boats journey, there was a massive storm. The captain lost control of his boat, and ended up crashing it into a small island known as Malta.
Micheal crawled to shore, severely injured. However, luckily for him, there was a woman washing her clothes in the sea. She rushed to Micheal and tended to his wounds. Hours later, at sunrise, Micheal woke up from his feet slumber. He was surrounded by knights and medics… as he was the only one to survive the shipwreck. The knight were amazed by his strength and perseverance. They asked him how he had survived such a crash.
Micheal replied, “It’s my interest in men that kept me going!”
The knights were amazed. Does homosexuality really give someone such strength they wondered! In order to honor Micheal’s strength and bravery to escape Belgium, they knighted him and called him… Sir Mgay of Mgay!
The End!
Bob: How did u do in the test?
Paul: I passed! Even thought I didn’t study!
Bob: Wow you are as luck as Sir Mgay of Mgay!
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