Any cheap frozen pizza folded in half and eat like a taco
Man Totino's makes one helluva italian taco.
33π 21π
A massive god like figure that can beat you up with her pinkey. She grants all the bad wishes u make.
Person#1: GO AWAY!
Person#2: Wow i want to get struck by lightning now.
Italian Mozes: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!
8π 3π
A disgusting sex act in which mozzarella cheese of the finest quality is melted upon man schlong. That cock is then dipped into a woman's vagina that is filled with marinara sauce. The man then extracts his penis, covered with cheese and marinara, and forces the woman to blow him.
"Taste Papa Luigi's finest Italian Dunker."
94π 74π
- Person 1: I almost got an Italian blowjob for 150czk yesterday!!
- Person 2: WhatΒ΄s an Italian Blowjob??? That is, Anders, blowjob through a Pizza.
27π 14π
The over-usage of any musk, cologne, body spray, or perfume. Named after people of italian descent, they will soak themselves in these scents without even noticing the nose burning, and sometimes eye-watering effects.
Logan: What's that horendous smell?
Steve: Oh it looks like Tyler just took an italian shower, he just had rugby so no doubt he's making up for his odour with too much old spice
Logan: Yes, I forgot his mom was italian, it all makes sense now
45π 33π
The act of wacking your dick off someones forehead in order to wake them up from a deep sleep.
Yo, that fucking asshole has been passed out for three days, someone give that fucking shit for brains the Italian awakening!
91π 72π
The mother of an italian princess.
Just look at any italian princess & you'll know that there's an italian queen supporting her.
6π 2π