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to get hit in the head and knocked out
Man I hate the hospital i cant belive i got jason graced
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The male contestant on the 13th season of ABC's "The Bachelor". Once deemed a nice guy, he was the first divorced single parent to become the Bachelor. Rose to prominence as the runner-up on the 4th Season of "The Bachelorette" in which contestant Deanna Pappas allowed him to get on his knee to propose before rejecting him. Many people felt sorry for Jason and petitioned him to be the next Bachelor. He's considered a man with a "nice guy" image who became very popular and increased ABC's ratings for the show. However, the controversial events of his season have turned him arguably into one of the most hated contestants ever. He proposes to Melissa Rycroft at the finale, announces in press releases how happily engaged he is shortly thereafter, and then two months later dumps her on national TV for the runner-up Molly Malaney, who eagerly takes him back. The plot was apparently scripted and uncovered by gossip blogger Reality Steve.
"Jason Mesnick, you're such a Bastard" - quote by Melissa Rycroft at the first After the Final Rose ceremony.
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A great friend but also a complete dick when he wants to he also gets angry extremely quickly he has a really short temper and will hurt his friends if they get in his way he will break your heart with a snap of his fingers hes strong fast athletic in general but hes not to bright (hes stupid) hes also a cheating prick and a lair he cant be trusted and he doesn't really trust others sometimes his judgement is good some times bad if you ever meet him get away as quick as you can before he hurts you to
Jason broke my heart strangled 6 of his so called friends for no good reason broke Jacobs nose for no good reason and more and my name is Tessa
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an annoying fagot lover who has no life. He may also be the dumbest person you've met in your life. its very easy to get mad at him
Jason *does something stupid*
me: JASON YOUR RETARDED
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Jasons are a type of humans that sometimes really don't give a damn. They don't like people that tell them what to do. They also don't like girls that are too clingy and are like magnets. They may seem like assholes but they do care if they do give a damn (rarely). So if a Jason says "I don't give a rats ass..." than he doesn't give a damn about that topic. Jasons also can be good partners if you want someone that does gaming 23 hours a day. They might make you cry but you will know they do care if you cry tears of happyness.
Jack-"Dude Jason is grumpy today and screwed up my project!"
Owen-"Same, he knocked down my binder and just flipped me off!"
Jen-"I asked him if he wants to go to the dance with me but he said I don't give a damn about you!"
Teacher-"THAT'S BECAUSE HE IS A JASON NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Owen-"I forgot, the teacher's first name is Jason."
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An anti-hero,2nd Robin, Son of Bruce Wayne. Who had massive titties and abnormally huge thigh with hot dump truck.
Not lying, Jason Todd is really hot and cool.