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little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Joy Luck Club

A book that is somewhat confusing because of the jumping plots, but one with a lot of good lessons and points, IF YOUR READ CAREFULLY.

SOME PEOPLE (see definition 1) have a self-rightousness problem that they work out by actually reading and understanding The Joy Lick Club

by btc March 25, 2005

25๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Big cup of joy

A 20 ounce ice coffee or frozen cappuccino

When I come to work I always bring my big cup of joy with me.

by BruinKiller3469 March 21, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 23, 2005

47๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Almond joy arms

The outcome of a relatively skinny person going to the gym and only using the bicep machine, causing their arms to resemble an almond joy.

Joe; "Is it just me or does Colby have almond joy arms?"
Dylan; "I think he's been hitting the bicep machine a bit too hard."

by JH82 November 20, 2017

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


joy the midget freak

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.

Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak

by vag4life December 17, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr. Joy Boy

A character in Evelyn Waugh's satire "The Love One."

A male who seeks physical pleasure, or joy from other men, or boys; a male homosexual.

That old queen is a regular Mr. Joy Boy. I just hate chickenhawks!

Rod Steiger played "Mr. Joy Boy" in Tony Richardson's film "The Loved One."

by Tunmy AuGratin February 24, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž