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A bully. A man who will treat you like shit but wants to share locations and still text you. A hoe; Good at 8 ball for no reason. A toxic hispanic individual
Jan is a ginger. He thinks he can sing but he cant. He lost his virginity when he was 13.
Person 1: "whats ur name"
Person 2: "jan"
Person 1: "ew"
1. A short term for January
2. A unisex name
Usually, a wise person, although sometimes oblivious to things. Very sweet and caring, a loyal friend.
My name is Jan.
A German term that originated in the northern regions of Hamburg that refers to erratic and often "trainwreck" style behavior from a middle aged man. A Jan can take on many forms, but often appears in the form of coffee addiction, intern harassment, STD spread, an inflated sense of convenience, and child like aversion to common things such as balloons, rubber bands, cilantro, and condoms.
How was your weekend man? It was pretty wild I pulled a Jan, might have gotten fired, definitely didn't sleep, and now my intern won't return my texts.