A guy who crawls around the streets in a diaper at 4 am after several beers using his mating call to attract hot Czech women
“I hear someone shouting on the street”
“That must be Jan then”
Hey dude isn't that jan didn't he use the girl names jessica.
A person with a microscopic penis. Loves touching children everywhere. Has a white van with candy and wifi.
Tinder( I Touch U When U DONT EVEN KNoW Love Me)
A creep who raped his own number.
ANd never smiles.
Knows every sex position and did them all with one child. Poor child
He is so Jan
I know right
a big sexist who doesn't like c but does like java script
ugh there is jan
A man who says "godmorgen" in a very specific way. He also does not remember your name.
Jan: GODmorgen
broelleelever: Well that's our Jan