Ya like jazz?

1#pick up line of the century

Hey Ya like jazz?

goof jazz pop

Jazz with mainstream pop and excruciatingly bad singing as a medium of communication

My brother is a Jazz Snob but I prefer Goof Jazz Pop because I prefer some terrible singing over the fantastic musicians

Ya like jazz?

Famous words by Barry B. Benson, asking if someone likes jazz as a conversation starter.

The Bee Movie.

Barry - "Gotta say something"
Barry - (Thinking)
Barry - "Ya like jazz?"
*Woman gaps*
*Plates fall*

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You like jazz

A Word said by Barry B. Benson in the bee movie

The liking of Jazz
You like jazz

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I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative statement. Commonly used to clarify you are not an expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert, nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but you should use your turn signal more often.
I'm no jazz blogger, but that bartender over there is fucking ugly.
I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

Ya like jazz?

One of the first sentences in the bible, written by our lord and saviour, Natalie Durham.

Me: Hey Natalie, did you hear about the new b...
Natalie:YA LIKE JAZZ?

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#goof-jazz-pop

Music genre created by Shiva Archetypes band

Have you heard music from Shiva Archetypes? Apparently they are calling the genre "#goof-jazz-pop" (Goof Jazz Pop). The musicians are incredible but the vocalist sounds like someone microwaved a frog! Read the lyrics carefully for wisdom.