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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!

"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"

by Littleguydood November 29, 2020


jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.

Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???

by Steve Wittek November 14, 2020


Jesse Foolery

The best god damn kind of foolery.

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.

by Big Bager November 2, 2010


Jess Pro

A total OWO UWU. Quacks like a duck, but its okay. Struggles with blonds. Needs a booster seat to see her computer. Pretty funny though.

"Dude, you almost stepped on Jess Pro!"
"Sorry, shes so short I didnt see her"

by NotADuck_Yet April 8, 2022


Jess-Marie

Is derived from the name of Jesus Christ and Mama mary.A beautiful,smart,talkative,caring, and loving person.They care so much about their partner that they can be able to sacrifice anything even if it includes leaving their loveones.Twice mistakes is enough for them to leave you either you feel sorry or not.They care about their studies that they could easily develop anxiety and even depression.Once she agreed about you saying to leave her,they will make sure that you'll regret it for the rest of your life.They are goal driven person.They love moon,stars,sunset,sunrise,clouds,trees,forest or anything that feels relaxing.They love to eat.They easily gain weight but can also easily loss their weight.They look good in being a chubby or fit one.They are angel looking person but devil in the inside.They smile at you but that doesnt mean that they like you.They will never ever forget any mistake you did to them.Men are attracted to them because of their smile and beautiful eyes.Once you owned their hearts ,you'll have to deal with a childish attitude but mature in some serious matter.They love sex that even a man won't forget how good they are in bed.

Jess-Marie is a wonderful woman.

by Fortuneee June 8, 2021


Jess Moment

1. When you are disappointed that your swimmers can’t go under 4:40 in the 500 free.

2. When you feel highly disrespected because someone winked at you.

3. When you feel immense hatred for famous youtuber “Joeshark”

4. When you have no care for the mental health of your athletes

Hey Matt you’re giving me a Jess moment. We wanted you under 4:40.

by Coach Jess March 18, 2021


JESS

A girl named Jessica. A Mexican that we call " the mexican" . A girl who thinks she is the prettiest and thinks all girls hate on her because of that. A girl that can heal others or so she says. A girl who thinks everything is about her and can lie to friends. A girls who Carrie's her vibrator in her purse or her pusS and pulls it out and uses it ANYTIME even though she knows it's out of line. Even around kids .

Hey is that that girl jess ? The vibrating Jess. Keep your kids away.

by Happy now July 9, 2020

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