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When no loo roll available after having a poo. Pull the penis round to the behind and spray.
Dave no loo roll in here. Mate just pull it round, gypsy jet wash that shit.
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Relax.
Calm down.
Don't get excited.
Just in case you UD kiddies forgot, this is virtual reality. Things aren't always what they seem. There are trolls everywhere; including the UD admins that love to toy with you because they have your basic information acquired from your email and IP address. Are you assuming the worst in your BFs, GFs, or BFFs? If so, cool your jets. When there's a nerd that you love to hate because you assume they stabbed you in the back (and the front), think again. They might actually be a true friend that's tried their damnest to have your back (to no avail), but since there's life outside of the internet, stuff slips through the cracks. Have mercy! :D
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Ayo bro watch yo jet, WATCH YO JET.
person1: Ayo bro watch yo jet, WATCH YO JET. person2: what??? person1: watch out for that car thats backing up. person2: ooooooh ok
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a person hu seriously believes the jets are a decent football team. they show their pride by wearing jets jerseys to school even after loses. they even go so far as to waste 5 dollars in a football pool by picking the jets to beat the chargers
Mark Kramer asian, Jon Panarella boyish charm, Joe Pollack faggot
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When, in anticipation, your body tunes to the time zone you are going to travel to, long before the actual trip.
A: "Shit Bro, you look like shit."
B: "I know"
A: "Why?"
B: "Reversed jet-lag... you know, the trip to Paris."
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Jet dick Lag is a term meaning a man's penis cannot adequately alter from flaccid to erect in pursuit of consenual intercourse with his partner after a long journey which has left him mentally and physically exhausted.
Guy 1: I traveled from Dubai to Rio de Janeiro to see my girlfriend, we were 1 year without sex and when I arrived she wanted sex so bad, but i wasn't in the mood.
Guy 2: Dude, You had jet dick lag!
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Slang for the Pell Silverbolt 6 in the video game Just Cause 2. Named so for its notoriously small size, the dual engine aircraft, in comparison to most other aircraft, is like, as the name suggests, comparing a regular penis to a Korean penis. Very small. Also very fast, similar to the stamina of a Korean man.
"Rico was flying his Korean Penis Jet past that big-ass 747 the other day. That thing looked pathetic, but it was fast as hell!"
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