jizz blizz

After a long and engaging amount of sex with a condom, the male removes the condom from his penis and takes the cum filled weapon and slaps the female in the face with it, thus spreading the cum all over.

"Upon looking in the mirror, the red marks and white streaks were reminiscent of the night befores devasting jizz blizz"

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rainbow jizz

Rainbow jizz was originally thought up to be the coolest thing ever,
and to outdo purple jizz.
It is often used to burn someone really bad, but can also be used as a complement.
If you're trying to pick a chick, it works pretty well, also.

burn:
Gina:"how about that guy?"
Kaila:"ewww! Fuck no, i wouldn't fuck that guy if he had rainbow jizz."

Complement:
Gina:"What about him?"
Kaila:"Oh he's so hot, he's better than rainbow jizz."

As a pick up:
Micheal:"hey."
Kaila:"eww."
Micheal:"I jizz rainbows."
And the babymaking begins

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Jizz Ball

A Jizz Ball occurs after you jerk off in the shower and it gets on you. You will notice that the jizz or cum will become sticky and can be rolled into tiny balls. The tiny balls of jizz can then be flicked on to opponents.

Dude, you got a jizz ball in your hair or I just left the biggest jizz ball in the shower.

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Jizz Rat

A young man or teenager, who is very slight of stature or lankey. Also weak and lacking in muscular definition. They will often wear tight trousers. Can also be catergorised by a slimey appearance.

That guy is a Jizz rat.

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Jizz Jazz

Sexual music.

"Bow Chickah Bow Wow!"
"Turn that jizz jazz off!"

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jizz master

a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything

Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other

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jizz magician

Anyone who likes to make jizz disappear. Usually talking about a girl who loves to suck dick and swallow.

Your old girlfriend was a jizz magician. Whore gave 3 guys blowjobs last night.

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