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A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.
I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career
A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.
I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.
To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.
Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.
An adjective used to describe someone who frequently gives blow jobs, especially someone who gives blow jobs as a substitute for sex.
That girl Alex is a blow-jobbing whore.
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An acute indictment of reality
" Nice job ! " exclaimed Pete as he looked at John's uglified profile pic .
When your partner gives you a blowjob after eating something spicy
Darling I would love to but I just had curry. I can give you a volcano job?.
The act of preforming oral sex on a woman of choice. Using a swirling motion of the tongue on the clitoris
Girl one: Oh my god during sex last night he went down on me and gave me an amazing swirl job.
Girl two: I could probably do it better.