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Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.
A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.
Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!
Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!
Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!
a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters
posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.
posterB: main street has been shut for a week.
posterC: haha, what a forum jockey
When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.
Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.
Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.
Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.
A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.
Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.
A man who receives anal sex and allows the other man to shoot a load (or two) inside him, then saving it in his anus. He then goes home to his lover and fucks him in the ass with the other guys cum still in his ass. The cum jockey is probably high on crystal meth, thus allowing this minor lapse in judgment over what is in good taste and what is not. He, however, finds great pleasure in the fact that he is still full of jizz. This must take great muscle control and a true deviant piggy mind.
John is a total Cum jockey! Bill filled his hole twice before he went home to Steven. What a weird way to have a 3-way!
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