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Time that comes after Beer :30
Man-Hey what time is it ?
Dude-I looked about a Hour and a half ago so it must be Joint to 5:00
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Joint Task Force 2 is a Canadian Special Operations unit responsible for federal counter-terrorism. It was formed in 1993 when the Canadian Forces took control of federal counter-terrorism. JTF2's mission is to resolve potential incidents that could effect Canada's national security.
Even though the unit's primary function is counter-terrorism its role has expanded to fullfill more conventional jobs likened to the British SAS and United States Delta Force.
The Canadian Government has been very secretive about the unit's capabilities, organization, and past operations. The government has confirmed action in Afghanistan as part of Task Force KABAR, in which they recieved a Presidential Unit Citation by the United States Government for there work against insurgents.
JTF2's chief role in Aghanistan was targeting and neutralizing the Taliban leadership. They have also had unconfirmed action in Nepal, Zaire, the Kosovo War, Rwanda, Tanzania, Peru, Congo, Sudan, and Bolivia. JTF2 was the only unit accepted to serve with American tier 1 special forces such as SFOD-Delta to hunt down high value Al Qaeda and Taliban personnel.
Gunmen linked to Al Qaeda hold a Canadian hotel hostage- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.
A high value Taliban target is believed to be operating in the mountains outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan- Joint Task Force 2 is sent in.
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the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"
A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?
Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.
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A joint rolled with a post-it. Comes from the fact that white girls don't know shit.
"Dude I heard Ashley and Miranda get high like every day, they must be so cool"
"Nah dude, they just roll a few white girl joints"
"Oh that's nasty"
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A song that Tre Cool from Green Day sang on a bus. It was on the Bullet in a Bible live dvd.
It's sung like row row row your boat.
Roll, roll, roll a joint
Bend it at the ends
Light it up and take a puff
And pass it to your friends
I'm pretty sure this is how it went. I haven't heard it in a long time
roll roll roll a joint
self explanatory
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let me get some of (weed), orignal a word from PGC Maryland but hasent gained popularity as a new slang term.
Yo son lemme gas dhat joint!
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