The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.
I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.
The act of using dirt as lube during anal sex. This can be used as a gay or straight term.
I could really go for a Kansas City Log Jammer right now.
Prolly the most boring place to live on the planter earth. If you are in the class of '18, u get fucked up every weekend
"Augusta Kansas is this place to party"
You nut in someone’s ass, squirt chocolate syrup in then smack them on the ass to shake it up and drink it from a straw.
“Dude, had to totally clean my carpet from that Kansas City Milkshake my tender date Rich gave me last night. Cost me $300”
When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town
Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.
The geographical center of the United States. Approximately 206 individuals live here. Located 2.6 miles away is a dedicated memorial with a small chapel and free souvenirs.
Only the bravest of souls venture to Lebanon, Kansas the center of the United States.
when someone doesn't finish their drinks and leaves bottles and cans with one sip in the fridge and everywhere
fucking josh and his kansas sodas. finish the fucking apple juice.