Middle aged woman, with bob cut and 3-6 kids
Is president of the PTA
She will talk to your manager
Wears acrylics 27/7
Will demand new food in a resturant if her food was cold.
Gives kids raisins on halloween...
Is extremely religious
An entitled parent, who will yell at the teacher for giving her child a bad grade, for a test her kid didn't study for.
She bought 30 handsanitzers at the store, as well as all the toilet paper
She always has double standards.
Oh my god... My poor cow worker, he forgot to give a Karen, ketchup on her sandwhich and she demanded a brand new sandwhich even though he aplogized, and offered to put some ketchup on. Then she started flipping out, and yelling... Then she demanded to see his manager.
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A soccer mom. If she catches you cheating, she will shop off your dick. A bit of a tsundere, but very loving.
Watch out for Karen. She is cray cray
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In a sentence, a bitch that you should not mess with or she will take the kid and will speak to your manager
Karen βwhereβs the manager
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Karen is a beautiful young girl, and the bestest of the best friends you could ever ask for. She has the humor that everyone looks for and also very smart too. Never a lose a friend with the name Karen.
Karen is one of my best friends in the world.
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Despite almost always sporting a disgustingly foul haircut that may resemble the hair lodged firmly between the asscheeks of some wild animal, Karens are extremely lovable. When not fervently demanding to speak to your manager or divorce lawyer, Karens are devoted mothers, sisters and workers. They are extremely funny and very reliable, you can trust Karen with your darkest secrets. Somewhat surprisingly, a lot of Karens are very very kinky, most of the time these kinks revolve around tentacles and octopi.
did u see the way that Karen spoke to that manager last week? Fuckin insane
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A middle-aged women who takes the fun out of anything potentially fun
"Oh my god, she's such a Karen!"
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a. An earth angel, authentic and kindhearted soul that shines bright like no other, she is the perfect gem. Extraordinary woman with no nonsense attitude but knows when to be soft and feminine.
b. Karens are fabulous girls with genuine spirits. Her loving and kind essence will melt you like a mozzarella dripping drip cheese sandwich. Too delicious and BEAUTIFUL to define with one single word.
c. The truest illustration and essence of beautiful women, mother, best friend, nurturer, supporter and a total GODDESS.
d. Karen a strong, independent, fierce, lovable, intelligent, wise beyond her years, loyal, honest friend and wild lover. Loves to converse about all subjects and things. Painfully honest and unapologetically herself. Low vibe reptillians sons of bitches hate it. ThE reptilians and maniacs looneys want my Karen. Call the Manager! These demonic low self esteem humanoids fucktards have no life.
Plot Twist: A pencil skirt wearing sexy Karen collects evidence of cyber bullying and Lawyer hubby contacts a judge and join forces with DMCA to gather data and files a law suit on any site supporting cyber bullying. So be ware of your dick-toxicnary.
Or I' m calling the Burger King manager. Wheres da goddamn manager? SAVE ME from myself karen. YoU cann steal the kids in the Volvo fine! I will stop being a narcissistic piece of turd creating sites and definitions to ruin your name, everyone loves you and I want u all to myself.
Me: I can't get over my Karen bro. She is the realest.
Person b: Mann Karen is a Lotus flower you're the annoying one and the idiot. I m gonna get me a Karen.
For gal haters the broskies are line up to receive Free dickheads at Burger King hoes. If you a dude you are a pussy i' ll punch you dumb ass for all the Karens.
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