1. a person who has managed to get to the 700 pound limit while spending all their time on the computer, these people are usually seen taking their anger out on random people because their mother constantly yells at them to get a life
2. a person who claims to be a "keyboard warrior" which to them means they are good at insults and comebacks while simultaneously losing every single argument they are in
person 1: did you see (name) on discord yesterday? he kept claiming to be a keyboard warrior and then when he was insulted he blocked the person who insulted him
person 2: they are on a 9 day streak then
Promoting Islam in a way that is attacking or making other religions seem lesser, on the internet.
We get your passion for Islam, but please, stop keyboard jihading.
Even worse than typing on Xbox, PlayStation, and TV.
Person 1: I haye being alive
Person 2: Hate*
Person 1: Bruh, I will fucking slam this phone/ipad through a god damn stalagmite if I make one more fucking spelling error.
Person 2: Damn. Typing on mobile keyboards must suck.
When there is a very ugly, old keyboard that takes up more than twice the space it needs to.
You have chunky keyboard syndrome. Your keyboard is just ridiculous.
an electronic piano that has been made gangster. these pianos are used only by the pieces of plastic
Ron: whoa your cool. you wanna come over and gangsterify my keyboard?
Draco: sure. i know how too. i have a gangsterified keyboard
-An individual speaking from a social platform while contradictorily denouncing the first amendment.
Quit being a keyboard-commie and let him use the internet!
Used to define discord mod dating “kitten” people. Or people who are severely desperate and like to edate
“I heard Micheal is dating that girl 2,000 miles away.”
“So he’s a Keyboard?”