Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!
Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!
A big fat retard with a big fat sack. He likes anal too. With big black guys. no penis just huge balls.
Such a handsome cutie. Never want to let him go. He may seem mean at first but when you get to know him you will think he is your world. With his deep blue eyes you will fall in love with just one glance. Taller than others star football and basketball star you will think he is a reality prince charming. You will think i will never get a chance with him. But wait, you never know until you try.
Girl1- Who is he, his eyes are so blue.
Girl2- Oh that is Landon he is like a prince charming.
Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks
Landon is really crazy but hot
Always fun to hang around. An absolute sigma male, and one hell of a gamer. Is extremely intelligent, but will not brag about it. Is willing to help you in any class you share, and is a beast at making reviews for classes. Usually hangs out with at least one Travis (search Travis for explanation, and read top definition).
Mark: Hey, have you met Landon?
Lisa: No, I haven't.
Mark: You should definitely go talk to him. Everyone thinks he's awesome
Lisa: Ok then. I'll have to check him out!