Lazy Sideways

A sex position in which both parties lie on their side in a spooning type style and engage in penetration. Typically done by older couples or couples who are obese

Susan and I were tired so instead of going all out with doggystyle we decided to do lazy sideways and then go to sleep.

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lazy ass

Way too laxy to get out of bed to go online. He/She uses cellphone to communicate to his/her friends. see lazy

Hubba Bubba was just a lazy ass to roll out of bed to see who was on his yahoo list.

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Lazy anus

The anus of a person with constipation

Carl: After eating that taco i've got a lazy anus
Frank: *shudder*

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lazy boyin

Is when you're blowin a L and someone has been sittin on that motherfucker for a while.

Chris: Hey, where is that blunt? I havent hit it in centuries!

Omar: Look! Fuckin Pat's been lazy boyin it over there.

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lazy pig

lazy

me: you're a lazy pig
you: who???
me: literally you

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lazy hawk

A mo-hawk which has not been spiked up and hanging over to one side like the guy from cancer bats has

Have you seen the Cancerbats lead singer?
what about him?
he is sporting a lazy hawk
cool

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lazy bean

A soft, yet degrading, smear across another's face; given most commonly by one's open hand.

As little Luke walks down the hallway Mike sneaks up behind him and gives Luke a cruel lazy bean to the face, angering and humiliating Luke.

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