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Loyal, Loyal, loyal,!0yal,so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so loyal loyal
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This type of person has a 1 inch wonder and 100% will steal you hamster with his non existent personality and humour.
Wow you can tell gurtrude is a Lewis Houghton
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An Incredibly beautiful and talented British singer capable of hitting ridicliously high notes with ease. Often compared to Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston and Celene Dion
I heard Leona Lewis' song on the radio today it was fetch
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The original Chuck Norris. Chesty was the most badass man alive matched only by his spiritual clone, Richard Marcinko. Chesty won, among dozens of other awards, 5 Navy Crosses but the story doesn't end there. The following statements are true:
Chesty fought off an entire North Korean tank battalion single-handedly with only an M1911. He destroyed 8 tanks with its 7 bullets before taking out the rest with his bare hands.
Congress had a plan to win the Vietnam War by sending Chesty Puller alone to conquer the country, but abandoned this course of action when they determined him to be a force of nature more powerful than large-scale nuclear weapons.
The nearly-impenetrable armor on modern tanks is synthesized from Chesty's DNA mixed with aluminum. They had to mix it because pure Chesty armor was deemed illegal under the Geneva Convention because it would have accelerated an arms race the world has never seen before.
Lewis Burwell Puller, the quintessential Marine.
Good night Chesty! Wherever you are!
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a disease consisting of coughing fits one develops after running a race in the wonderfully crowded, stuffed, and smelly reggie lewis center.
call 911 i just finished the 600 and i can't breathe, must be the "Reggie Lewis Asthma"
Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time
Wow that girl is hot like Lewis Hamilton Brakes
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Daniel Day Lewis is a god among men. He lives with mankind, tricking them into believing he's just another human being. He most certainly has killed a man. He has collected enough scalps to fill a tanned and cured bear's stomach.
After becoming President of the United States, he went into a Baltimore Best Buy and just started freeing employees.
No one knows what DDL did with the eye he carved out of himself to prepare for Gangs of New York. Nor does anyone know the name of the drifter he plucked his new eye from, optic nerve still attached, pausing only to turn it back on the man, so his last sight was his own horrified visage.
Daniel Day Lewis is the REAL Chuck Norris. He ripped his own face off just to make a point but it immediately grew back into the handsome, badass visage we know and love today.
Guy: Hey, who is that badass dude that looks just like Abraham Lincoln?
Girl: That's Daniel Day Lewis, method acting his way into another Oscar. Don't mess with him because he will kill you and eat your face off.
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