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This is where the dream of suburbia has gone to die. Once a mighty symbol of postwar economic strength, the promise of a slightly larger than inner-city yard. a house that has the exact same floor plan as your next door neighbor but in a different shade of factory polluted pastel with a matching detached garage.
The pride of the city: a shopping center built in 1957 an early example of a strip mall, torn down.
It's A place where the parks are filled with alcoholics sheltering in the dugouts of neglected baseball fields while surrounding themselves with the classiest of beverages: 40 ounce bottles of Old English 800, during school hours.
Where you can sleep soundly listening to the gun shots of meth-head neighbors whom have let their longstanding feud boil over.
Where police are too busy playing music over their car loudspeakers when watching street races vie for glory across the street in Detroit It's where at the local diner, a guy goes crazy after he finds out his girlfriend whom waitresses there has cheated on him with a cook, shoots the diner up only to die by rear ending a farm combine forty miles away in Monroe. Where growing up, you learn to tell the difference between different types of junkies before the age of eleven. It's a place where an ex-bouncer at the local dance club escaped from the basement with holes drilled through his hands. Where just breathing , quadruples your cancer risk.
Lincoln Park may be the reason white people are moving back to Detroit.
"Going to hit up my dealer today to buy weed and some percocets, He's the 12 year old , smoking in that group across the street from the middle school, only in Lincoln Park, Michigan"
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A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.
I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.
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Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency
"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."
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A group sex position where couples are stacked on top of each other 69ing. It can either be in the stacked form (where you are just with one partner, but there is another person perpendicularly stacked between you) or the square form (where each person eats a different person in the square).
We had so many people doing a Lincoln Log 69 last night I thought we were gonna topple over like a game of Jenga!
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A situation in which a group of French people suddently talk English because of the presense of an English Minority.
This behavior is usually caused because the French people have always been able to adapt, and rarely have the politeness to ask an English fellow to speak French in the presence of a majority. This leads to strange results when the French begin to speak to other French fellows in English, resulting in poor accent and dialogues.
A single English person in an entire group is enough to cause this behavior.
- "Hey great party, eh?
- Pourquoi tu me parle en anglais?!
- Ah, excuse moi..."
- "I think I'm struck with the Abraham Lincoln Syndrom.
- Hey man, I'm french, so talk to me in French!"
- Désolé!"
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An US Aircraft Carrier that was to be decommissioned, but instead was used as a pawn in the Persian Gulf to create WWIII.
Remember that time we falsely accused Iran of of sinking the USS Abraham Lincoln just so we didn't have to dismantle her nuclear engines?
Yup.. remember how we live in a Fascist Government..
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When something "blows your mind"- Usually in a bad way.
That movie was crazy, the scene at the end when she turned out to be a dude Boothed my Lincoln.
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