Logic Bomb

A phrase, or verbal tactical argument that is sufficiently devastating in its logic to blatantly show the inherent irrationality of an idea, a policy, a social norm, or an institution, and therefore to destroy it.

(There is of course, sadly, the potentially long interim period between when a social norm or institution is destroyed logically and when it ends in actuality.)

Slavery: search the writings of Frederick Douglass
Dueling: see Robert Axelrod's Complexity of Cooperation

Example of a Logic Bomb for the death penalty:

Because inherently some few innocent people are executed every year, those that support the death penalty, particularly those judges, etc. that willingly participate in carrying it out, are at the very least serial accomplices in murder (and because it is willful and premeditated, they are likely 1st degree offenders). Because of the high number of such cases (not to mention the particular cruelty and callousness involved, let alone the serial nature of their crimes) they are eligible for the death penalty, and should be placed under arrest immediately.

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Blonde LOGiC

1) The process going on inside a "blondes" brain when creating anything similar to, or resembling thoughts.

2) When a person thinks that their way of reasoning actually will make sense to anyone else too.

1) blip, bleep, blip-blip, bleep, blip-di-blip, bleep...

2) Jane was trying to explain her idea to Tom, but it all sounded like blonde logic to him.

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binary logic

A system of arriving at a yes or no decision, based on a series of yes/no or on/off choices.

Binary logic asserts that yes, it is time for you to return to the land of Fyad.

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logical sense

When someone says a offensive word or a metaphor at you that offensive too and you use it as a retarded comeback.

Tom: "Hey Tim, your a freakin dumass!"

Tim: "Oh sure! I look like a ASS with legs and is dumb do I!?! And I'm a freak because of that."

Tom: "Just shut up."

Tim: "Your just mad I know what logical sense is!"

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Swiss Logic

An indirect reference to the catastrophes that occur as a result of Mike Schweitser's speaking.

When Mike speaks, buildings fall and worlds end, unable to cope with the utter stupidity and incoherance.

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Q-Logic

Adherents of Q-Anon find facts to fit their narrative and then ascribe their predictions as the cause.

Practitioners of such superior logic are deemed Q-Logicians.

Q-Logic by brilliant Q-Logicians
Q made reference to precipitation in an internet chatroom. It rained two weeks later.
Q predicted and or perhaps even caused the rain itself.
KAG.

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Beck logic

When a boss, coach, ecclesiastical leader, or any other person to whom you may fall subordinate to requires anyone, including his/herself, to perform a task in high aspirations for greatness, just to have it backfire in the end for great injury and embarrassment.

Tony: Coach said if we run 5 miles everyday we would be national champs! Now the whole team's got runner's knee and can't hoop!

Charles: That's some Beck logic fo' ya.

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